
Sex is an important part of biology. "To tell you that nothing could
equal the gross puruience of Linnaues's mind is perfectly needless. A
literal translation of the first principles of Linnaean botany is enough
to shock female modesty," wrote Rev. Samuel Goodenough in 1808. It is
not surprising that sex should show up in names. How it shows up
is another matter. . . .
Amorphophallus (Araceae) The name means
something like "misshapen penis" for the shape of the flowering part, or
spadix. Various species include Amorphophallus elegans, A. elatus,
A. excentricus, A. gigas, A. hottae, A. impressus, A. interruptus,
A. maximus, A. minor, A. odoratus, A. pendulus, A. purpurascens,
A. pygmaeus, A. rugosus, A. spectabilis, and
A. titanum (at heights up to 8 ft., A. titanum
has the world's largest inflorescence, and one of the
stinkiest.)
Ariolimax dolichophallus Mead, 1943
(slender banana slug) "Dolicho-" means beautiful. This slug is the
mascot of the University of California, Santa Cruz.
Bangiomorpha pubescens Butterfield, 2000
(fossil red alga) The fossil shows the first recorded sex act, 1.2
billion years ago. The "bang" in the name was intended as a euphamism
for sex.
Clitoria L. (butterfly pea) Probably named
for the shape of the flowers.
Colymbosathon ecplecticos Siveter et al.,
2003 (fossil ostracod) From "Kolymbos (swimmer) +
sathon (with a large penis); ekplektikos (astounding)."
At 425 million years old, the fossil preserves the oldest known instance
of a penis. [Science 302: 1749]
Coprosma foetidissima Forst. & Forst. f. (New
Zealand shrub) Literally, "very smelly dung." Its leaves produce an
offensive odor when rubbed.
Crepidula fornicata (slipper shell) This hermaphroditic
shell forms stacks of individuals; the males on top turn into females
as they grow.
Cuterebra emasculator Fitch, 1856 and
C. sterilator Lugger, 1897 (bot flies) Both
consume the testes of their hosts (rodents).
Cypraecassis testiculus Linnaeus 1758 (sea
shell) There are paired spots around the edges of the shell.
Enchantor modestus Manning A crab whose
restricted carapace constantly exposes its copulatory organ. The name
means "modest flasher."
Eroticoscincus Wells & Wellington, 1984
(subtropical Australian rainforest lizard). Means "sexy skink." A
biologist comments, "I'd say these two need to get out more."
Exetastes fornicator Fabricius, 1781
(ichneumonid wasp)
Hornia (meloid beetle)
Labia minor Linnaeus (earwig)
Mammillaria (cactus) Named for its
resemblance to breasts.
Monochamus titillator Fabricius (southern
whitespotted pine sawyer, a cerambycid beetle)
Orchidaceae (orchids) from Greek "orkhis", testicle,
referring to the appearance of the plants' pseudobulb. It was once
believed that terrestrial orchids sprang from the spilled semen of
mating animals.
Penicillus penis Linnaeus, 1758
(mollusc)
Penicillus vaginiferous Lamarck, 1818
(mollusc)
Phalium Linnaeus 1758 (sea shell) Probably not
after phallus, as the shell is not phallic-shaped. One species is named
Phalium labiatum Perry 1811.
Phallus impudicus Linnaeus (stinkhorn fungus, family
Phallaceae) There is also
Phallus daemonicum.
Poescopia (humpback whale) From "poeskop", a
local Dutch name meaning "pisspot." [Proc. Zool. Soc. London,
1865, p. 207]
Probarbus labeamajor Roberts 1992 and
Probarbus labeaminor Roberts 1992 (cyprinid
freshwater fish) Referring either to outer genitals of women or size of
lips of the fish. The intended interpretation has not been made
official.
Priapulus (priapulid) Means "little penis".
You need only look at one to see why.
Scatophagus Bloch, 1788 (Scatophagidae) A
fish that likes to hang around sewage outlets, commonly sold in the pet
trade as the "spotted-scat" or just "scat".
Spinophallus uminskii (snail) "Uminski's
spiny penis." Uminski approved the name.
Trypauchen vagina Bloch & Schneider, 1801
(pink mud goby)
Venus mercienaria (clam) Means "Venus selling
favors".
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